Those who never win and never quit!

Some funny quotes from David Brent (Author/Actor The Office)

• "A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's? "
• "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them."
• "Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
• "I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work"
• "If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves"
• "If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast."
• "Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots"